Chuck Norris

If you’re going to watch a Chuck Norris movie, you shouldn’t waste time on subtlety.
You want commitment. You want volume. You want roundhouse kicks delivered with the confidence of a man who has never once questioned gravity.

That’s why the correct choice is Way of the Dragon.

This is the film where Chuck Norris steps into the Colosseum and treats it like a personal training facility. Every kick is deliberate. Every punch has purpose. No unnecessary dialogue. Just physics being politely ignored.

It’s not the movie with the most plot.
It is the movie with the highest kick-to-minute ratio.

If you’re looking for character development, watch something else.
If you’re looking for roundhouse kicks delivered with legendary calm — this is the one.

Recommended viewing conditions:

• One chair

• One beer

• Absolute silence when the kicking starts

Anything less would be disrespectful.